Stupidity Should Be Painful!
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just
say, "I'm Stupid".
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't
ask them
anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind,
didn't see your
sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved.
Our house was full of boxes and
there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes
over and
says "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just
pack our stuff up once or twice a
week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
A couple of months ago I went fishing
with a buddy of mine, we pulled his
boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass
and this idiot
on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?"
"Nope. Talked 'em into
giving up. Here's your sign."
I was watching one of those animal
shows on the Discovery Channel. There
was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only
one way to test it.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good...
They want you
to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts
when they bite
you... Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't
wanna lose it."
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled
my truck into one of those
side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out,
looks at my truck,
looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?"
I couldn't resist. I
said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three
just swelled
right up on me. Here's your sign."
We were trying to sell our car about
a year ago. A guy came over to the
house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We
get back to the
house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust
pipe, then
says, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been
wearing his sign, I could have
stopped him.
My brother learned to drive an 18
wheeler in his days of adventure. Wouldn't
you know he misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck
got stuck and he
couldn't get it out no matter how he tried. He radioed in
for help and
eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. The
cop went through
his basic questioning...ok...no problem. My brother thought
sure the cop
was clear of needing a sign...until the cop asked, "So..is
your truck
stuck?" My brother couldn't help himself! He
looked at the cop, looked
back at the rig and then back to the cop and said "no, I'm
delivering a
bridge... here's your sign."
I stayed late at work one night and
a co-worker looked at me and said
"Are you still here?" I replied, "No.
I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's
your sign."
Anybody you know need a sign today? Send
this to all your friends. The
next time someone says something stupid ask if they need a sign.